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SATURDAYS, 8AM TILL 1PM

hulls launched from this slipway

boatbuilders in the shed

months on the waiting list

STANDING ORDER

of seats sold last season

curtain-ups every week

schoolchildren in the stalls

MONDAY PREVIEWS

FIRST MEETING, NO CHARGE

An hour with a chartered accountant and a written note of what we would do differently.

lines reduced overnight

of everything we stock

off the most-reduced coat

Made and thrown out before one sat right in the hand.

All eleven stay on sale as spares, indefinitely.

Pressed, ground and assembled in Sheffield, down the road from us.

FIRST RUN OF 500

typical door-to-door time

same-day dispatch cut-off

of parcels arrive first time

Back in three colours, and finally in a long leg.

Six shades, knitted for us in Hawick.

Waxed canvas, bridle leather straps, made in Walsall.

WEDNESDAY NIGHT PREVIEW

lines on the bundle shelf

saved on the average bundle

baskets last month was one

ONE SHORT OF A BUNDLE

Stocking fillers that do not feel like stocking fillers.

Knives, boards, and the salt worth giving.

Our shortlist for the one who says they want nothing.

off the original ticket

styles still on the rails

in the under-ten rail

Every layout we hand over has already been in front of a dozen of your customers, on their own phones.

WHO WE'RE FOR

signups, year on year

cost per lead, down from £6.20

from first workshop to live

YOUR TURN

Send the funnel and the target you have been given. We will say honestly whether we can move it.

Naming, logo, type and a set of rules your own team can actually follow.

Fast WordPress builds your marketers can edit without ringing a developer.

Paid, email and content, planned by the quarter and reported in plain numbers.

FIXED PRICE, FIXED DATE

Two working days after we see the scope, you get a price that does not move.

average time on the team

projects passed to freelancers

of clients hire us a second time

We interview your customers and your sales team, then draw every page you sign off.

Those drawings become working pages, and your comments go straight into the file.

It goes live at the start of week five, so your team is using it for real before we hand over.

awards won since 2019

shortlists in four countries

juries we have been asked to join

NEXT YEAR'S SHELF

Flatbreads at five, whole bream by eight, apricots blackened for pudding at eleven.

the boat's fish reaches our counter

to the farm that grows the veg

one price, whatever is chalked up

One farm, one harvest, named on the bag.

Small batches, so nothing sits about going flat.

Espresso, filter or cold brew, whichever the bean suits.

NO STAMP CARD, NO APP

delivered by our own drivers

in service fees, no app taking a cut

the last order the kitchen takes

The whole floor team pours every new case, and plenty of them never make it to the shelf.

THURSDAY TASTINGS

nights inside the aurora oval

guests maximum, in one heated minibus

winters our guide has read this coast

Every hotel we use is a walk from the old town, never a taxi ride from it.

Take the early one and gain a morning, or leave straight from the office.

The city travel card is in there too, so dinner is about all you pay for.

MARCH AND APRIL DATES

Guests logged forty-one species on last season's morning swims, turtles among them most days. You will not need a boat to see any of it.

BOOKING NOW FOR NEXT SEASON

Seven nights, half board, seaplane transfers and snorkel kit sit inside one price. Tell us when suits you and we will hold the dates while you talk it over.

point check before every single hire

roadside cover, anywhere in Scotland

berths, a diesel heater and a fixed bed

of internal space over two floors

on foot to the mainline station

of south-facing walled garden

CHAIN-FREE

So completion moves at the pace of your solicitor and your lender, and nobody else.

Our own site team finishes every plot, and a ten-year structural warranty covers it from the day you move in.

SHOW HOME OPEN THURSDAY TO SUNDAY

Credit, employment and previous landlord all checked before anyone signs.

Paid into your account by the fifth, and chased on the sixth if it isn't.

Our own contractors on call, with photographs after every visit.

coached classes every week

people per class, hard cap

first session, Monday to Sunday

NEW MEMBERS

NO UPFRONT FEE

It takes two minutes, and your card is waiting at the front desk when you arrive.

Warm, flowing and led by the breath. 60 minutes.

Long held floor poses with bolsters. 75 minutes.

Fully supported, candlelit and very slow. 45 minutes.

NEW STUDENTS

Use them on any style in your first month, with no membership to cancel afterwards.

OUR THREE NEWEST STYLISTS

A cleanse, a gentle peel and a mask chosen after your therapist reads your skin.

Warmed basalt worked along the shoulders, for necks that spend the week at a desk.

A salt soak, then slow pressure through the sole and ankle with oils blended to how you have been sleeping.

MONDAY TO THURSDAY

cut and wash, nothing added

average time in the seat

average barber's experience

WALK-INS FROM 8AM

Same-day slots open at eight each morning and the evening ones go first.

delegates from thirty-one countries

hands-on workshop sessions

booked again the following year

EARLY BIRD CLOSES 26 SEPTEMBER

Never more than eight of you, so the tutor gets round to everyone twice.

Aprons, tools, clay and the glaze firing are all in the ticket price.

Most people arrive having never sat at a wheel in their lives.

AUTUMN TERM

Book the whole term and the same bench is yours every week; single mornings go on sale a fortnight ahead.

Three hundred and forty gigs last year, and not one of them ticketed above fifteen pounds.

of chasing timesheets, gone from the week

off the month-end close, from the first month

of expense claims approved without a nudge

NOTHING TO RE-TYPE

One workspace, five projects and every core feature, with no card to begin.

Unlimited projects, shared templates and permissions for up to thirty people.

Single sign-on, a staging sandbox and a named contact who answers within the hour.

A sync that fails retries itself for six hours before it ever bothers anyone on your team.

BUILD YOUR OWN

Keep writing on the train; it all syncs the moment signal returns.

Change owner, due date and status across fifty tasks at once.

Properly dark — charts, menus and the mobile app included.

WE SHIP EVERY FORTNIGHT

The roadmap is public and the most-voted request ships first, so tell us which one that ought to be.

Eleven months, 340 released emails, and one Yorkshire water company that hoped nobody would read them.

MEMBERSHIP · £5 A MONTH

writers and editors open it on Friday morning

open rate, holding for twelve months straight

median time spent inside a single issue

FREE · UNSUBSCRIBE IN ONE CLICK

A jar fed every morning, and the sourness that arrives long before the oven.

Steam, stone, and the twenty minutes that decide the crust.

The Wiltshire farm that grows the wheat and grinds it on Fridays.

THE ARCHIVE

Everything published since 2019, sorted by season and by what is already in your cupboard.